Cas | 22 I They/Them | Nonbinary I Queer
Certified Buffoon I Horror Enthusiast
ITS FINALLY HERE!!! We put all our hearts into this story and I really hope everyone can read and enjoy it!! 🥺🦋💕💕💕
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
i think about this every day
ALT
4000cc breast implants :)
I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.
#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals
bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
this is like if perry the platypus was the villain and heinz doofenshmirtz was the secret agent
No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
this is what happens when you ban normal porn
he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss
Just to confirm for people, they did kiss.
hiii i'm elliot i rely on commission work as my only form of income rn, boosts and such always appreciated, gotta make art to pay for groceries and rent and whatnot.
i mostly draw ttrpg & video game ocs but other characters/some fanarts/etc are great too!
you can contact me via DM, my discord if you have it, or via email: thanaticacommissions@hotmail.com
rules/info & prices in written text down below:
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
